I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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