My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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