I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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