Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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