you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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