i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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