Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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