We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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