Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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