i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
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I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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