i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
