i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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