so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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