Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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