there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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