is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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