if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Dicks are not precious.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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