ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
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So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize