He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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