i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
We talked him into tasing himself.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
