hotel room ftw
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
if only i could text you this smell
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
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Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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