Swine flu. Run for my life!
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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