So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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