On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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