He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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