I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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