I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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