Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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