I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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