Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
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Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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