All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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