well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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