I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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