Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
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Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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