She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
only if we run a train.
done.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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