I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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