I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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