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I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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