I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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