So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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