No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
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