I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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