Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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