evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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