I don't think brook has ever known best
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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