1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
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It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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