Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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