I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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