I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
two words: eviction party
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
porn star boner night. come get it.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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