am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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