I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize
