Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We named our party play list daddy issues
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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