Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
